Skippy And Burt On The Wall

The battle raged on as Skippy and Burt made their way to the top of the wall, bows in hand. Their only task, defend the drain under the wall. Before them was an imposing sight, thousands of bloodthirsty orcs, hellbent on their destruction. As they settled into position, Skippy spotted a particular orc in the throng.

SKIPPY
Hey, what's that really big orc doing?

BURT
He's running toward us with a huge sparkler! Bit late to be celebrating New Year! What a buffoon!

SKIPPY
Where is he going? Doesn't he know we're all done with that holiday? I'm already writing the wrong date on my checks.

BURT
Yup, day late and a dollar short eh mate? Looks like he's heading into the drain down there.

Kaboom.