BrickNerd HQ: While the Boss is Away
/The setting? BrickNerd Headquarters, following our opening in Episode 1. Our fearless leader, Dave, officially went on vacation for some much-deserved rest and relaxation. Let’s see what the crew is up to while he’s away…
ElBarto: Oh dear… Toilet paper bowling? Looks like someone got into the supply closet.
Doug: Go! Go! Go!
Inez: They used a brick separator to jimmy the lock.
Gwyneth: Brace for impact!
Kitty: Put a little English on it, Gwyneth! See what I did there?
Nick: Yeah, I get it… Just wish I could use my new blaster on that stack of TP!
Ted: This isn’t going to end well… I can’t bear to watch!
The crowd roars!
Doug: Hahaha! Ouch…
Malin: You okay?
Doug: Again! Again!
Gwyneth: Rats! A seven/ten split.
Marco: Still, your best shot so far!
ElBarto: Alright, gang! Settle down. I know the Boss is out of town for a few days, but we’ve still got lots of work to do.
Doug: You mean like setting up the bouncy house?!?! I can do that!
Simon: I think he means coming up with in-depth, thought-provoking, community-oriented LEGO content for all our loyal BrickNerd readers out there.
Kitty: Indeed! Got my upcoming piece done.
Nick: I think I’ll write up something about this new blaster!
ElBarto: That’s the spirit! So I was thinking…
Painter Guy: Excuse me, I’d like to order… what the…?
Marco: Can we help you?
Painter Guy: I just wanted a taco bowl. What is this place? I was here a few weeks ago with the clean-up crew—figured they’d reopen by now…
Doug: We’re a LEGO site called BrickNerd! Sorry, no taco bowls here anymore, but I do have half a tuna sandwich… Hey, do you know why it still smells like bleach in here?
Painter Guy: They paid me not to say anything. And I’ll pass on the tuna. Anyway, I’m working next door now. Know any place to eat?
Markus: There’s a good Greek place next door. You’ll like the juice.
Painter Guy: Thanks! (Wow, they have no idea…)
To be continued…
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